Well, here it is. My most embarrassing moment of 2009 - so far that is. I think it tops a similar moment in 2008 . I’ll tell about both and you can be the judge!
After the tornado, we rented a house on Hartman Street that had a fenced in yard. This was a perk because 2 weeks before the tornado we (Jesse, Emma, Mom Ho and I - not Derek) got Jesse a puppy. This is what you get when you cross a Black Lab and a
Wheaton Terrier.
Her mom was a Black Lab and her dad was a
Wheaton Terrier. (Pictures are not of actual parents.)
And as I was saying, temporarily, we had a fenced in yard. It has it’s drawbacks and perks. Drawbacks - it’s easy to be lazy and just stick them out with out really training them, you forget you stuck them outside and inevitably they’
ve dug up something, it started to rain and you
didn’t notice, etc. Perks - it’s easy to stick them outside!!
So this past Spring, we moved back to Blackstone which meant no more fence. Now we had to take her out on the leash for many reasons. She listens good but LOVES everyone!! She wants to smother every person or animal she see’s. You’d think this would be great but she’s too big to do this. She’s not the timid little puppy she was the day I picked her up. And inevitably, many times her affections end up hurting or scaring someone. She just
doesn’t have any self control when she see’s another person or animal so that is the main reason for the leash.
Did I mention how STRONG this dog is? She has destroyed cages, actually broke a tooth by doing this. She can destroy all those “invincible” dog toys and chews. She can pull a grown adult flat on their side - which is what she did to me in last year. I let her out. As we were walking around the back to come in, one of the
Embarq guys said something to me. So I half turned to answer. As soon as Sally saw him, she took off and literally pulled me flat on my side and drug me in the wet cold grass. I’m not a toothpick either. I’m sure that guy wanted to laugh so hard but instead he managed to say “Are you
ok with a smile?” - Bless his heart!
So you can imagine that my embarrassing moment so far this year probably has to do with Sally May. Yes, this dog has embarrassed me once again! We decided (Emma, my dad & Joan, Jesse and I - not Derek) to get a puppy. This one is mine - Lily Lou - a
Sheltie.
She’s opposite of Sally. She’s way more timid and
barky when she see’s people. During the day, since Jesse is as school, I let Sally out. This is our routine: Sally waits while I take Lily out on a leash to pee and check to make sure no people or dogs are out. Then, we come back and let Sally out. She goes out to her spot, does her business and runs back in. (She is fine without a leash - as long as there are no surprises.) Then, I take Lily back out if she has to finish. It seems to get quicker and easier each week. Except for today . .
Today, I was following the routine but Sally did not wait and bust out the door. And of course, the neighbor dog , U-
kee, was out. U-
kee is a little powder puff - a
Bichon Frise. (Picture is not of actual neighbor dog.)
And they also got a little puppy this week. Sally had not met this little cotton ball but I know she figured it out! Mu-
kee is about ¼ the size of U-
kee. They are both much to small to play with Sally, although U-
kee wants to.
So, I immediately start running over there through the snow with Lily on her leash. I finally get there which seems like forever and Sally has scared this poor puppy to death! She
didn’t attack it or anything. She just
hasn’t mastered a gentle touch approach yet. I’m trying to grab her collar, as I hold on to Lily and continually apologize to Becky! I get her and then we hit the patio that is now buried under the fresh snow. The slick patio. Yes, I’
ve fallen again !! There’s snow flying everywhere. Becky makes a comment that this should be on Funniest Home Videos. Probably. Finally, I drag Sally home and take a moment to re-group. I get mad but then gain control because I
couldn’t dare let my husband think that I thought for a moment that maybe the dogs were not a good idea!
So here you go
Rocki, maybe this will take the laughs off you for just a moment. Although, I think your
post is much funnier!! I've read it a couple times today. I just can't stop laughing!!